Master de migo

insert brynda to my life.

she's an awesome woman with a two year old who hasn't had sex since her child was concepted

enter me, now i'm blowing her mind by being a nice guy and now i have a girlfriend

enter rabbit on a trail... cute
enter bobcat and nature at its finest... exit rabbit.. kinda

i'm feeling forher like i havent for a girl in YEARS

okay so year one, it's funny if you're in a second bottle of wine... otherwise. don't bother

the ugly truth... hs some funny parts and Katherine heigle is HOT but... total chick flick..

football was full of upsets today but my raiders actually won again lovit.. then new moon...

okay i have all four books in the twilight saga sitting above the tv... never read them but now.... i'm a fan... i gotta read that series... didn't see the first movie... but yeah...

now i'm sucked in

p.s. I don't know why they (women) find vampire dude so sexy, maybe it's the gold eyes but his face has wierd angles and is mostly flat

I got off work at 10:30 like normal... i went to laguna grill like normal... drank a pitcher, still normal.. i'm walking home and a sheriff car pulls up throwing lights on me..

S:hows it going? having a good night?
Me:yeah it has been pretty good
S:its cold out here isn't it?
Me:oh yeah it's pretty fuckin cold
S:alright well be safe and have a good night buddy
Me: you too

they drive off

it 12:15 and i'm walking down the street... why are the sheriff's trying to strike up conversation with me for no reason...

like i said it was wierd... and i'm still wondering why

text: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME JAEMS?? I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON SCHOOL AT ALL TODAY, ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS KISSING U!! AND BTW MY SIS IS GONNA SIT FOR ME THURS :)

yeah she has a two year old daughter... and we haven't had sex yet but i think i like her too....

10am sunday...

Ryan:GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO THE BREW!!!
me: uhhmm that's not happening i'm in nipomo
Ryan:NIPOMO WHAT THE FUCK? HOW THE HELL DID YOU END UP IN NIPOMO
me: Blind date girl from last week picked me up from work, we went to the midnight rocky show in AG and didn't wanna drive me back to SLO so we went to her house... but I'll be there for your birthday gig around one.

oooh i think she likes me

nope i know she likes me...

It looks like i may see some of you tonight. My first rocky since "naked cobra commander"... and I'll be completely "vanilla". Blind date girl from last week, invited me to go and got tickets...I'll be going to the midnight show pretty much straight from work.

the disappointment and rejection kinda go hand in hand. I didn't get the promotion i was shooting for at work.

I got called into the managers office and told that it was given to someone with more experience and more ready to take up the job. Out of 12 people who applied I wasn't top dawg.

I was told that I'm great with customers and great at the job I am doing, but running a department has other responsibilities (duh) that others were ready to take up.

I was told that while I didn't get the job, she (the manager) was going to create a plan of action list for me to start learning how to work certain reports along side my department head and groom me so the next time a position opens up... i'll be that ready guy.

I was more bummed than i thought i would be, but it might have just been sleep dep ( i worked my normal closing shift, then had to be back at 6am... i'm a night owl... not a morning person) but i'm not really upset, unless i find out they gave it to someone who doesn't deserve it...

on an up note... i went on a kind of a blind date last week with a girl i met of okcupid, it went very well and there will be another, and maybe another, untill perhaps she might be my date to the company christmas party in dec...

I'll elaborate more on her later....

Saturday i went to work and there was cake and an orange apron (i'm at home depot now for those not aware) that everyone was signing for one of the departmenth heads who's going to santa maria for an assistant store manager job... he got promoted.

and now there's an opening and i'm going for it.

if i get it I'll be at full time status.

I just got a raise, but that would be an even bigger one. I'd get paid a full day pay on holidays rather than just an extra 4 hours worth. Better benefits, and cheaper. Also, if I decide to do some school i'd have 100% tuition reimbursement.

I've been encouraged by the person who's leaving, two assistant store managers, and my own current department head... all have great things to say about me and are going to put in a good word for me with the person who's mostly in charge of things.

I've been there for a year with one sick call... and one late (cause i looked at the wrong week on my schedule). I'm constantly recognized for customer service, and busting my ass at work and not screwing around. all in all... there are a couple people who might deserve that promotion above me, having been there longer... but out of the people i KNOW have applied... i think i've gota good shot.

wish me luck/pray for me.

8)

and for absolutely no reason.... feeling really good/happy with life... Well i did just get a raise, my departement at work is exceptionally awesome right now...

is it a bad thing to wake up in a great mood and wonder for two weeks WHY i just happen to be happy all the time?

I'm not even getting laid...

4:45 i'm on my way from atascadero i'll be there in twenty

4:52 i'm stuck behind an accident in traffic so it'll be a little longer

5:15 i'm still stuck, and now my gas light is on,I'm turning my car off and putting it in neutral. be there as soon as i can.

5:45 Im so sorry i'm still stuck\

6.10 I'm finally moving...i'll see you in like ten minutes

630 i see her standing next to me, and well.. noi's is out (they close at seven)
n she really looks like she needs a beer...

we eat... her phone is buzzin

"i gotta get a fax number out of my car"

the next two hours is her in between conversation trying to work on some real estate investment shit that's worth MILLIONS that she's gonna make 260K on if it goes through...

she's a ball of stress


right before i suggested she just leave and take care of her shit...

"would you be really mad if i wanted to go home and take care of this? it's not you, you're really cool and really nice nd if you want we can still go out"

me:"you'll be much more fun when you're not a ball of stress... i look forward to another meeting, and maybe next time it won't start so messed up"

she looks like jewel, with a little more meat on her bones

I have a kind of blind date tomorrow... okay not completely blind... but it's the first time I'm going out with a girl i've never met and have an entire day planned. Hiking at montana de oro, followed by dinner at nois, and then killing some time before karaoke at the merrimaker ................

she's driving and i told her (after she asked if i ws some wierd stalker) she could ditch me whenever she felt.... i don't think she will but,she looks almost exactly like jewel and guess who she likes to sing at karaoke...

i'm almost in love already

surge... if your there and she ditches me.. gimme a ride home and I'll have a $25 present waiting...

friday night.. i get off work and go to my friend (who's a girl)'s birthday party....

i'm chillin with her man and some dude bounces off the fence and falls into the chair next to me...

"where do i put the cigarette butt"
me"in the bucket"
"that says raiders on the side are you a raiders fan?"
me"well the bucket is shane's and yeah i am"

he proceeds to get inmy face like he wants to fight me just because i'm a fan of a team that (admittedly sucks) isn't doing so hot...

i walk away and go for a beer in the kitchen after i felt like punching him (he was that in my face, I'm sober (a beer deep) and he was that much of a jackass


scene: kitchen- (built fillipino/islander): hey youwork out?
me: no
flip: you got some broad shoulders you look like you work out
me: i'm just skinny... the broad shoulders are an illusion, i do twelve ounce curls allthe time (demonstrating with beer can)


okay i'll stop with the dialog and get on with it... guy #1 is my friends ex girlfriend new boyfriend and yeah he left early and is not allowed back
flip was a friend of a friend of a freind.... one person knew him and he tried tostart fights with just about everyone... he ended up in a bush with twenty people ready to jump him if he didn't leave...

meanwhile i'm babysitting birthday girl who happens to be on mushrooms


i'm glad i wasn't a part of any of that but i'm glad those assholes left

my mom died and i could use some company"

her mother had six months to live a year and a half ago

now she has to run a million dollar duplexin los osos

If you're not a bibliophile disregard this..

So i've been waiting for YEARS for the next book in grrm's dance of dragons...


i see a book by c.s. friedman that i've never read before.... the coldfire trilogy is in one column... the book i'm readind is in a secondary group with other titles thinking... okay she finished it so i buy it... read it ( i devour 700page books in a couple days) only to find out the the second book JUST came out in hardcover...


DAMMM

after robert jordan dieing it sucks to get involved in an unfinished series...

but i would suggest 2

George R R martin (song of fire and ice) starting with "a game of thrones"and c.s.friedman and "feast of souls"



the first i highly reccomend and HBO might be doind a series based on it... the second... makes me droool for the next book (which amazon says is better than the first)

I'm upset... for two weeks transformers nd star trek have been at the drive in, and for two weeks i've had... well four opportunities to see them... two movies i wanna seen and havent yet for 6 bucks...

jm hasn't called me since the BC night and L has already seen one and didnt think it was too hot....

i work2-1030 tomorrow so that's out...wnat are the odds they'll run three weeks in a row....

if they do.... who wants to drive... I'll pay friday night....

Spiders.... Love em... but right now...hate em...

at one point yesterday i was bitten... never saw the spider, never felt the bite... but two hours into work i've got this strange red swelling behind my elbow... it progresses to be about a three inch oval with a white raised spot in the center...

now its from about an inch above my elbow to halfway down my forearm and it's not only red and swollen but it feels like a sunburn.... I've seen pictures of brown recluse bits and am hoping it's not that....but it's fucking irritating as hell....

I missed the window to sign up for insurance at my job (i thought it was after ninety days... not before) and seriously.... it's my left arm and I'm left handed..... what am i gonna do if they have to amputate it?

IT"S BEEN A LONG TINE SINCE I"VE DONE AN LJ CUT...

AND I"M A BIT INTOXICTED.. oksy i'm drunkkk

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one of my good friends.. as in i love good friend, his last brother who was free is now in prison.... on of his "homies" just got shot up in LA last week...

he's a good guy, used to be a gangster but he's out of that now... he's hella drunk on his birthday and he picked me up and threw me... twice...

i have bloody elbows.... now i know he was drunk.. but all i was doing was trying to talk him out of going down to LA and doing what i would consider stupid shit.... ina very bold fashion...


and im supposed to hang out for his birthday tomorrow/today...

input?

I'm waiting for the jokes to start coming out about michael...

Finish this concept.

Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcet run in to each other at the pearly gates......